heyyyy long time no write, i guess. classes have been keeping me super busy, especially since this is our last week and i have a presentation due in about an hour and then final exams all friday. but then i'm done! with school, at least. the depaul group leaves for the Sahara on sunday and gets back on the 4th i think, and then my friends and i are heading to Casablanca on the 5th :) also last wednesday i got an incredibly high fever and couldn't move for about 24 hours, but then it disappeared and i have a bit of a cough left over. no idea what that was about. i got intense couch suppressant from the pharmacy and it smells like beer and whiskey and tastes like poop, but it works.
this past weekend was very spur of the moment but it worked out well. a group of us was debating going to Tangiers, which is about a 5 hour train ride from Fes. while we were sitting around after morning class, i had the ingenious idea to say "hey, we should probably like call a hotel or something since we're leaving in about 3 hours, no?" then kait, elisabeth and i sat around in the heat and waited while the 5 guys accompanying us tried to call different hotels and find available rooms. we even tried to rent out a house or apartment like we did in Ifrane, but no luck. good thing i said something, or we would've been sleeping on the beach (which could've been really fun, actually).
anyways, eventually we got our act together and decided to switch from Tangiers to Assilah, which is a tiny little beach town about 4 and a half hours away. a massive group of students from ALIF had already left for Assilah early that morning, but none of us really wanted to tag along with that group, so we opted out until it was our only option. we got on the train at 5, arrived around 10, and then carried our stuff along the beach and the boardwalk of tourists. Assilah's boardwalk reminded me of Coney Island, even though i've never been there in my life, but there were a bunch of random tables above the beach and mini shops and there was even a shady looking carnival going on that no one wanted to go to except me and my friend Yan, and we were practically peeing our pants with excitement about the rides (the carnival never happened, by the way, but i'll live).
anyways, we met up with Remington, who was in charge of the other group and had found them a big riad for all twenty-something of them and was kind enough to find a smaller one for the 7 of us. this place was swanky as hell, and somehow only $10 a night per person. there were 3 bedrooms, 3 full fancy showers, a kitchen, a big sitting room, tiny little patio, and a fountain! (which no one else was really as excited about besides me, also). we got dinner and i had the best calamari i've ever had in my life, and then we went back to the riad and drank and danced. and then Kait and i put our bathing suits on and sat in the biggest shower (which was it's own room equivalent to a spa shower, basically) just because we could and because we missed hot showers and needed to talk about boys.
the next morning we woke up, headed to the beach, and stayed there until about 4. the beach was nice, but crowded, and very windy so sand got EVERYWHERE. i've never been so sandy in my life. the water was freezing cold but felt nice, and the only bad part was that you had to wade through about 10 yards of thick soupy seaweed gunk until it finally disappeared around waste level. it was gross. kait and i stayed in the water and played in the really big waves for at least 2 hours before we crawled back to the beach and i passed out, then woke up in my own personal sand dune from all the wind. later i took the longest shower known to man, most of which was spent searching for seaweed in places that seaweed should not be.
after showers we all crashed for a few hours, then kait and elisabeth and i went shopping and got cheap henna tattoos on our hands. kait accidentally smudged hers immediately after it happened, and it just kept spreading, including onto her face, so we ran back through the streets with our hands in the air, laughing our butts off and trying to get to the riad before her face was stained. we ended up having to use the cheap $5 vodka-brand Vodka and our friend Akbar to scrub her face, but it worked out, and our henna looks pretty cool.
that night was basically the same thing as before. we got dinner, where we got ripped off and elisabeth threw a fit, then went back to the riad and danced and drank. i figured out how to re-wire stuff so i got the fountain to work, and again, was the only one impressed with myself and the fountain. then we took a walk along the beach, and Yan and Adam and i ended up in the ocean, them in their boxers and me in my jeans and bra. classy. i also had a coffee cup full of cheap white wine, if that helps build the image.
the next morning we mulled about all day, shopped, cleaned, and then walked back to the train station and finally got our train at 7pm. this thing was PACKED. i'm pretty sure the entire population of cleveland was shoved into this train, and we were first class! i'm usually a pretty calm, patient person, but i got a chance to work on my raging arguing skills as well as my shoving abilities, and ended up threatening to smash a man's sandwich in his face if he didn't get out of my seat. mom, you'd be proud. we finally got to our assigned seats, but they train overbooked i guess, so we ended up sharing a 6 person car with 11 people and a child. it was ok because the child was cute and was entertaining (we still don't know if it was a boy or girl though), and the only real problem arose when the other guests in our car had to leave and the stop before us, and while crammed into the hallway, some jerk of a lady shoved by everyone. the mother of mystery gendered child shoved her back, yelled, and a fight broke out. and moroccan women can FIGHT. it was like a lesson in every bad word in arabic in about 5 minutes. men were threatening to hit her, people were spitting all around us, and the words "your mother is a donkey" were overused. also, i'm pretty sure i saw one of the women put a gypsy curse on the other, which involved scary hand gestures and hissing and clicking. after the police pulled everyone apart, we turned the lights off in our now calm car and listed to Muhammad tell Pakistani ghost stories until we reached Fez.
all in all, it was a good weekend, and i'm glad we were able to pull it all together. this week is difficult to get to because of all the work and the anticipation of school being over, plus the only place in ALLLLLL of northern africa that's been hotter than Fez these last few days is this town smack dab in the middle of the Sahara. i heard that and thought, well, isn't that just fantastic? i'm living in the runner-up of melty hot places, and in about 4 days i'm going to be heading closer to the champion place, where i'll spend 3 days. and ride on a camel. for 4 hours each way. i'm seriously going to melt into a puddly blob and absorb into the hump of whichever poor camel has to carry my sweaty butt across the dunes.




